I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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