Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
this boner is exhausting
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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