Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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