is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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