Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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