her vagine was all disorganized.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
