Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
so explain again why im purple
no
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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