Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
that is very illegal...i love you.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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