Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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