"it" just moved
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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