with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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