normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
