its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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