Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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