Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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