don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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