Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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