some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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