They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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