Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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