doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just gargled with NyQuil
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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