when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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