seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
time to smoke my breakfast
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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