my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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