next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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