Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Randomize
