You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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