I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
