Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
this just has baby written all over it
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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