I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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