pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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