yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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