it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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