I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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