i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
