I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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