YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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