Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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