Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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