if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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