She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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