So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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