please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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