No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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