yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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