I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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