that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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