not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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