It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I think my fart just growled at me.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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