I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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